The Legend of Hercules
Fantasy has been big business for filmmakers for some time.
Masterpieces like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings are few and far between, producers
have been reaching into the deep well of global folklore for ideas. Some work,
some don’t. This one doesn't.
The Legend of Hercules continues the bizarre custom of
making Greek things look Roman and vice-versa and otherwise mangling everything
archaeologists know about the classical world. If you want an exotic villain,
put him in an Egyptian outfit with a Sumerian sword and let him sail a
Phoenician boat right up to the shore of… Athens? Sometimes this confusing mix
even makes it into current events.
When 300 was released in 2006, many conservative editorial attempted to prop up the disastrous situation in Iraq by drawing parallels
between the brave Spartans taking a lonely stand against a pagan horde bent on
world destruction. The trouble is that history just wasn't with them. It was
the Spartans themselves who failed to rally behind King Leonidas and his effort
was backed up by several thousand Athenians at Thermopylae. In reality, the
Spartans would have gladly risked losing their country than cooperate with the libertine
Athenians. Hardly the parallel conservatives would want to admit to nowadays…
The plot sticks closely to the Ben-Hur/Gladiator mold.
There’s the fall from upper-class status, the galley slave bit and the
triumphant return via the arena. This well-traveled road doesn't lead to Rome,
Greece or anywhere else. Mercifully the film is just a little over an hour and
a half long.
I sought out the 3D exhibition for the eye candy and, plush
lion aside, was impressed with all the arrows, fireballs and constant be-petalled
flotsam floating around most scenes comin’ at ya. Otherwise, this is strictly
entertainment for children. There is no more sex and violence than you might
see in the average Victor Mature film. The most violent acts are done old-Hollywood style, off camera with a squishing sound, although a gladiator joke from
the classic Airplane film may cross your mind during some wrestling scenes.
It’s
the perfect place to drop the kids off for a couple hours while you enjoy a cup
of coffee at Barnes & Noble and for that I’ll order an espresso and give
this film one Wilder.
Our Overlooked Film of Significance for the Week: As far as
sword and sandal epics go, I always liked The Long Ships, 1964, with Richard
Widmark and Sydney Poitier. Although set in the Viking era, they search parts
of the Classical world for a legendary golden bell that once belonged to
Hercules… or was it Heracles?
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